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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

What do you think will be the legacy of the Biden administration's handling of the TikTok ban controversy?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Fred Espenak, astronomy's 'Mr. Eclipse', dies at 71 - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

2025 Nashville Superspeedway pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Valerie Bertinelli Shares the Trader Joe’s Snack She’s ‘Addicted’ to — and Walked Around a Store 3 Times to Find - AOL.com

share office space ...

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Paleontologists Uncover 465-Million-Year-Old Secret: The True Purpose of the First “Teeth” - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

To Break a Bad Habit and Create a New One, Neuroscience Says Just Make One Simple Change - Inc.com