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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:18

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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Fred Espenak, astronomy's 'Mr. Eclipse', dies at 71 - Space
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
2025 Nashville Superspeedway pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
To Break a Bad Habit and Create a New One, Neuroscience Says Just Make One Simple Change - Inc.com